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firing order

Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
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fire volcano

He was with Grace last night. I’m sure he had a fire volcano, since he’s a ginger.
by Ray Ray Reneeee November 6, 2017
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Fire In The Hole

When a man and woman are fucking in doggy position, the man reaches over and grabs a candle, shoves the lit candle in the woman’s ass, and yells FIRE IN THE HOLE.
“yo what’d you do last night” “ it got wild, finally pulled off a fire in the hole
by FreakyPyro June 15, 2022
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Alaskan Fire Dragon

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.
I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.
by ACBomb April 12, 2022
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The world is on fire

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024
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set the fire on fire

said to a person who is doing more harm than good but because you're already in such a horrifying situation, which you think couldn't get worse, that it doesn't matter as this person's efforts are pointless and wouldn't make any difference.
A: I can't believe that you two broke up.

B: he learned what have I been doing... Jes is going to tell him that I cheated on him with john. She's just setting the fire on fire I've told so many lies , another one won't hurt

(imagine two criminals that are stuck in a room and if they can't manage to get out they'll die. there's only a desk and an old phone in this room and the police is already after them)
A: what are doing?!
B:I'm calling the police
A:what?! whatever, set the fire on fire we're going to die anyway/ we're gonna get arrested anyway
by ohnoohnoohnonononono January 21, 2021
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