Double Pink Eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis in both eyes.

"Oh my God! Becky, look at Sarah's Double Pink Eye. It's like one of those guys rubbed a bag of ass all over her pupils or something."

by FlakeyE August 30, 2016

Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Drop a double doogan

To produce a large bowel movement, usually taking at least twenty or so minutes.

Man, I'm sorry that I destroyed your toilet, but I had to drop a double doogan dog!!!

by BEN GIPSI November 30, 2009

Double Pounder With Cheese

Where 2 men who haven't cleaned their penises in a while sit facing one guy (preferably sissy) in the middle get absolutely double pounded by two brly men.

I haven't showered in a while can my friend and I do the Double Pounder With Cheese on you?

by Crispy Moist March 26, 2022

Double aut buck

A double Aut Buck is a derogatory term for a black person. It refers to the fact that most of them have big lips that are usually audited in the middle.

For example, hey look at that double aut buck over there! He must be a real scumbag!

by Double aut Buck December 24, 2022

Catholic Double Bag

Since the church frowns on birth control, followers use the pray and spray method. When you really don't want an extra kid, you pray and spray and pray again.

Guy 1- Hey did you wear a condom with that girl?
Guy 2- no way. I'm Catholic. I Catholic double bagged it!

by BC524 October 21, 2019

double-face entendre

dual personality; one being an angel and the other being a devil. Coined by Oliver Tree

She's a double-face entendre

by Ellie73 September 11, 2021