bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

Bad Bitch

Scarlet Witch - someone who should be worshipped.

Scarlet Witch is such a Bad Bitch that everyone should adore, respect, and obey her.

by the_one_off_worder September 3, 2022

IM bad at math

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Person 1: Ugh man IM bad at math
Person 2: man shut yo bi

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 5, 2022

Strong Bad

The most influential internet figure who has irreversibly changed our vocabulary forever.

Strong Bad is somehow more popular than Homestar Runner, the main character.

by Wubbyzvat November 2, 2022

Bad Bologna Day

Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.

Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.

by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022

Bad Pachimari

A popular Overwatch content creator who is known for cursing Overwatch League teams with his match predictions

Person 1: Bad Pachimari predicted the Fusion to win
Person 2: Oh damn, they’ve already lost

by technopat3 November 6, 2022

Bad Boy

A sexy song by Backstreet Boys, This makes me feel horny

If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
If you really want it good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
Get it like it could be, would be
Yeah like it should be
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy

by Lil Sammie November 7, 2022