Milk

The best and most tasty shit on the planet, ever since the beginning of humanity people have been sucking milk from their moms tits, other moms tits, cow tits and even goat tits. It's nice, white and it has calcium. While Mountain Dew is unhealthy and piss yellow.

Skeleton Boi: Drink your milk bro, it's got calcium.
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*

by Thot-destroyer March 21, 2018

Milk duds

Tiny tits

…|“but she had milk duds”| …|“Hey! Neither of us would be here if it wasn’t for those milk duds”|…|“Check out those milk duds!”|…

by saila June 5, 2025

Milk

*insert Father joke*

he didnt get the milk

by the legendary yodeler June 3, 2020

ham milk

Effort of squeezing Greese out of a ham until it's dry meat

He got all the ham milk out for the orgy

by Chuckesn April 6, 2017

Milk the Ogre

To be really nice to nice to your sugar daddy or boyfriend who takes care of you in order to keep him satisfied enough to do whatever you want

“Hey bestie I gotta go milk the ogre so we can continue to drive his car and live in his nice condo”

by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018

Spidy Milk

Milk from adorable spiders, fed to even more adorable baby spiders. It was discovered by Uzi and Babs while researching Lucas the Spider.

Oi wots oll this spidy milk then?

by CoccyMilker December 14, 2020

Bipolar Milk

Acquired directly through the art of cum guzzling . If it hits the back of the throat and makes you gag, cough, vomit, tickle etc you’ve clinically got bipolar milk

Jenny caught Bipolar Milk from Tim

by FarmerBorisFormerformerlyPM February 6, 2022