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up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023
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Without Further Adoodoo

Pretty much just without further ado but funnier
And without further adoodoo here is the show you've all been waiting for!
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Without you

Without you I go fit lose my mind,
Without you I go fit fall and die,
Without you I go give all my life,
Without you, without you,
-Ckay
by RandomUser1942 January 2, 2024
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keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
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keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
by hughjasshole February 2, 2024
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without kinship

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant (except: children's parents-in-laws = co-parents-in-laws).
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
11- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's ascendant.
13- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's descendant.
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
15- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's ascendant.
16- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's descendant.
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
18- Nonexistence of kinship: nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by undefined classification, nor by adoption, nor by socio-affectivity or nor by other type.
by Selzoir April 10, 2023
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without kinship

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant (except: children's parents-in-laws = co-parents-in-laws).
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
11- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's ascendant.
13- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's descendant.
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
15- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's ascendant.
16- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's descendant.
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
18- Nonexistence of kinship: nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by undefined classification, nor by adoption, nor by socio-affectivity or nor by other type.
by Warew April 11, 2023
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