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i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)
Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would
by Chpvlie December 19, 2023
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Wishing Well of Doom

A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.

Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
Dude I fucked that girl and she was a wishing well of doom
by bitchcanthandle July 4, 2016
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When You Wish Upon An Oak

== Noun ==
A "special" but rather nauseating episode of Everything's Rosie. It's where Rosie and her friends go and find out how old Oakley is, however what makes it nauseating is that EVERYONE's heads squish throughout the episode, and poor Archie the chameleon got thrown straight into a hollow tree.

==Verb==
When someone wishes upon an oak, they say "One, two, three, blow!" which causes their head to squish non stop. Over time the head will be so squishy the skull will have been fractured. This can result in having a stroke or brain damage. If no medical treatment is applied to it, the person would die from wishing upon an oak.
== Noun ==

Person 1: What are your thoughts on When You Wish Upon An Oak, the Everything's Rosie special?
Person 2: It was AWFUL! Their heads kept squishing! I'm NEVER watching that episode ever again!!

== Verb ==

Person 1: One, two, three, blow!
(their head starts squishing)
(Weeks later, the person's head starts squishing so much their skull is fractured)
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't've wished upon an oak!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan November 24, 2024
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I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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I wish a bitch would Wednesday

You wish a female would try you on a Wednesday afternoon.
Tommy: that girl talkin Hot shit on yo name , she said she can take that nigha right up off you

😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽
by Com’n.getcho.nigha.back September 16, 2023
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Wishing on a shooting star

If wish is not told to someone else, the wish will not be fulfilled per the make-a-wish foundation 2015 revision.
by austinjp17 November 2, 2018
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