A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.
Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!
by RinzuDoesWha? April 30, 2022
by ethannwth November 17, 2021
if someone says they are female on discord they are definitely a government spy ai made to destroy every thing. WARNING DO NOT APPROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1
person 1: this chick is funny
person 2: yo this isnt chick its a discord ai do not approach this thing
person 2: yo this isnt chick its a discord ai do not approach this thing
by unfunny kolo January 02, 2021
When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep
DISCORD BETRAYAL
A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end
A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end
by Skeletonbones November 01, 2021
A discord kitten is a annoying fuck who hooks up with men on a social app called “discord”, I personally Like using discord to talk about edsheerans piss but they do their annoying shit instead
DK (discord kitten): “daddy Lester I ran out of nitro 😇‼️“
Discord sugar daddy: “it’s ok baby I know“
They make me want to scream
Discord sugar daddy: “it’s ok baby I know“
They make me want to scream
by ember/she her December 10, 2021
Can you be my discord kitten?
by PikaWheat October 21, 2021
A discord kitten is a humble, sweet, adorable, loveable, and goofy crazy little kitty :3. Basically, as a certified discord kitten my job is to please each and every discord admin that crosses my path, making sure they leave feeling an immense amount of pleasure. If you fail at that job, you will have to make it up to the admin that you upset, in whatever way they desire.
There is a lot more I could say, but this is just a basic synopsis!
There is a lot more I could say, but this is just a basic synopsis!
by InvincibleRMC September 25, 2020