Titteriffic

The state of being as good as tits.

That song is titteriffic.

by David Schulz January 4, 2007

twisted chopper

The best energy drink ever with a shitload of sugar and caffiene.

Only available in Washington, Nevada, North California, and Oregon, but worth looking for.

"Twisted Chopper is the KING of the energy drinks!! Not for your average high school retard who just drinks it to look cool."

by voorheez January 16, 2008

tittettes

very small titts

Look at that chick, she thinks she has tits, but those are only tittettes.

by momsauce and tinker March 18, 2009

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

titteh

A stupid but funny way of saying Tits.

I got more Big Titteh Statue Mods

by Takachi July 18, 2014

Tittention

Exposing your breasts, cleavage, and/or side boob for attention.

That big boobed bitch is getting all the tittention.

by TMcGee June 2, 2015