Tree-Fiddy!

$3.50

Dammit, monster, I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

Fuck tree

A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.

Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree

by AssGraberStump March 30, 2015

bears in trees

a very snazzy dirtbag boyband that i love very much.

they consist of: iain - vocals, lyrics + bass; nick - guitar + lyrics; callum - ukulele, piano + vocals; and george - drums + production

DEFINITELY GO LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC <333

person 1: i listen to bears in trees!!

person 2: omg??? you must be so swag, they're amazing

by kindasage July 3, 2021

Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007

lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017

tree froggin

Tree froggin is what happens to a male when his sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to sweat; usually the result of working out.

Man, my nuts are tree froggin my thigh like a sombitch.

by sacajawea's junk January 31, 2006

smoking tree

To smoke marijuana.

"Lets smoke some tree."

by the devil made me do it January 20, 2003