toucheruppery

The act of touching something up in a sophisticated yet inspiringly sexy manner.

"Pete was a prolific car toucherupperer"

"JB gained a degree in penus toucheruppery whilst in Cambodia monkey hunting"

"JB & Pete toucheruppered each other without making eye contact.."

by Banterclause November 16, 2019

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.

Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

Touché Hitler

When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.

Dalton: *litters*

Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

Torch

In the bed with same sex with Finger in your but

He torch my ass

by Kj.Jackson December 28, 2020

touchedmars

A talented up and coming producer well known for his nearly spot on instrumental remakes on YouTube.

“Yo this remake is so accurate! Who did it?”
“That’s touchedmars!”

by theundergroundscout October 16, 2022

Torching Rocks

Smoking crack, particularly with a high intensity flame out of a crack pipe.

Man: “Did you see that hobo torching rocks under the bridge?”
Woman: “Hell yeah I did, I’m going to see if he has any extra!”

by Guru Nator April 20, 2023