by pfloyd February 21, 2003
To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.
Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.
Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?
Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!
Steve: Nice!
Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?
Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!
Steve: Nice!
by T-Dogg 63 November 11, 2010
A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.
by Pants-off Barrett March 07, 2007
1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
5.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the seven previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
5.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the seven previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!
There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.
"I are pant"
"I are pant"
by Guardian Haukness February 05, 2005
more commonly known as a "seagull"; derived from the fact that these birds are about the size of a toaster.
by anonymous varsity July 04, 2010
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