Toaster

a fart that burns your ass

FART!! WOW jim that was a toaster! my ass just warmed up 20 degrees!!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

texas toaster

To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.

Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.

Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?

Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!

Steve: Nice!

by T-Dogg 63 November 14, 2010

Texas Toaster

A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.

If a girl lets you give her a Texas Toaster... It's love!

by Pants-off Barrett March 9, 2007

toaster bird

more commonly known as a "seagull"; derived from the fact that these birds are about the size of a toaster.

look at those toaster birds flying around! they are so beautiful!

by anonymous varsity July 8, 2010

Sex Toaster

noun. person who is so hot, all you want to do is bang them.

My boyfriend is an incredible sex toaster.

by girlwithasextoaster February 6, 2013

Throat Toaster

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you fart down her throat, warming it ever so softly.

That throat toaster qas tasty.

by kimosabi June 27, 2014

Toaster boy

Is an addiction with toasters and wants to be one . Loves toasters and wants to be one .

Teacher: what do you want to be when your older

Adam: a toaster

William: toaster boy

by Rusty spoon July 24, 2016