Kirking

(Verb): the act of throwing up at your friends birthday party and babycrawling to the toilet. Also eating fucking bread!

Dude, Kirkland was Kirking hard last night.

Thomas: Is he still alive?

by KATthecrew June 15, 2018

Kirk

Utah slang way to say bro

"wsg big kirk" "thats my kirk"

by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025

Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.

I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.

by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012

Kirking

A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.

Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"

by Taintnosunshine November 19, 2025

kirked

shot

did you see that guy get kirked at the university today?

by dialsnow September 10, 2025

Charlie Kirk

A right wing political advocate that was unjustly assassinated for his unusual opinions

look above for info on Charlie Kirk

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

Kirked

To be assassinated, murdered

“Charlie just got kirked!”

by Fems916 September 10, 2025