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Tiajuana River Breeze

Typically experienced while giving your partner oral and as a result of their uncontrollable orgasmic spasms they float an air buiscuit(thats a fart) into your mouth or face.
Damn!! I was snacking on my girls junk at lunch and caught a Tiajuana River Breeze right in my face. That shit was Boodissy.
by Old Snizz Trapper May 13, 2005
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Tiajuana Tacosalad

The sexual act of eating out a puked in vagina. You take a few shots of Tequilla, force yourself to puke, aim for the pussy, then eat your puke out of the girls pussy.
Joe-I'm going to give my wife the most meaningful Tiajuana Tacosalad tonight.

Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.

Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.
by titsmacgeee December 31, 2010
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tajuana

A very strong and beautiful woman always try's her best and never gives up

If you are having a bad An feeling down call on Tajuana !
Tajuana is a Beautiful woman.
by chatchat March 28, 2017
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Tiajuana Donkey Show

(A joke from Mind of Mencia)

A show that occurs over spring break in Tiajuana, MX, where Miss Spring Break has raunchy sex with a donkey in front of a crowd of drunken college kids.
Creepy Mexican: "Hey, wanna see a donkey show?"
Creepy White: "Sure!"

BACK HOME

Mom: "So how was your trip, honey?"
Son: "It was great mom! A creepy old man brought me to a Tiajuana Donkey Show!"
by Brandyn Baldwin June 23, 2006
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Tijuaneado

Usually referring to cars that have been purchased in the U.S. And were imported to Tijuana. After the person imported the car they will list the car as "no tijuaneado" meaning the car has not received the abuse that cars suffer from being driven on a daily basis on the streets of Tijuana. Sometimes the car has been used in Tijuana for several years and the owner will still advertise the car as "no tijuaneado" in an attempt to increase the car's value.
El Osly se Cree mucho con su Maxima tijuaneado.
by El oca October 28, 2010
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tiajuana snowball

A mid 80s porno term, when you are having anal, and the girl is taking a shit. So when you bust, her load drops out.
That kid who sounds like a duck got a tiajuana snowball from that chick who looks like Moorgan Freeman.
by Casaus November 5, 2004
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Tijuanan Tooth Pull

The act of tying ones scrotom to one end of a string and attaching the other end to an open door, then the door is forcefully shut causing potential permanent damage to the receiver's balls.
My nuts hurt so bad after that Tijuanan Tooth Pull.
by BMS kid January 20, 2010
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