Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

Cardboard Turkey Head

Literary the funniest phase to ever be created

Cardboard Turkey Head

by Scoob.- June 13, 2019

Cold Turkey Szn

The season of cold turkey where if someone is putting NNN into jeopardy, you must stop them and tell them “it’s Cold Turkey Szn.”

Kayla: Oh no! Step bro, I’m stuck under the table. Please help me!
Brady: No! It’s Cold Turkey Szn!
Kayla: Oh shoot, my bad.

by Wawn Tawn November 4, 2019

smoke the turkey

male masturbation

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010

wild young turkeys

group of crazy country teenage girls looking for trouble

Watch yourself, here come some wild young turkeys.

by Wolfx1 November 14, 2011

Turkey

Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.

Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.

by Two Toke November 28, 2013

jerk the turkey

masturbation.

guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.

by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008