Weeded

When someone is really high but not that high but kinda really high and does dumb stuff.

Hey dude, your really weeded.

by yakkkk_smartone January 30, 2019

Weed

A name for a skinny, scrawny little boy who is shy and scared of everything.

"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."

by NBear March 27, 2016

weed

A euphemism for marijuana.

Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.

This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".

Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".

Smoke weed everyday

by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016

Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.

That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.

by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016

weed

1: The bad plants that grow near your grass or other plants.

2: A drug.

1: "I hate these damn weeds!"

2: "Aye bro, you gotta try this weed tho.."

by zennix January 30, 2016

weeding

showing up to a wedding baked

dude, we're about to go to a weeding, wanna join?

by syddietittie December 3, 2017

Weed

Some shit that needs to be legal so when I smoke the shit I don’t have to worry about the police

There go the police hide the weed

by Jdealtheman23 May 8, 2019