sprinkle sprinkle

When someone has somebody else wrapped around their little finger and they are given things like money or expensive gifts, you have officially sprinkle sprinkled

he bought them something of high value or something that costs a lot ‘sprinkle sprinkle’

by ft.fai1 July 12, 2024

no glitter no sprinkles

When your old computer teacher says random crap and you don't know how to respond

Teacher- "we are going to do this project with no glitter no sprinkles! That is for the next project"

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyeet May 13, 2018

sprinkle gift

A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.

"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)

by AceShrift December 12, 2015

Sprinkles

When a person's hands and/or feet are soaked in water and wrinkles eventually develop on the tips of fingers and/or toes.

“My feet have been in the hot tub so long, my toes have developed sprinkles.”

“I’ve been in the pool for so long, my fingers have become sprinkly!”

by Raeraerae17362784 May 11, 2018

Sprinkle Mickey

When you whip out your penis to urinate and your piss goes everywhere but in the the toilet

I just had a Sprinkle Mickey in the toilet there , it was all up the wall

by Cum Sponge May 30, 2016

Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.

Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.

by Aeserius December 10, 2016

Sprinkle Genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols thrift stores or yard sales looking for abandoned Manganese glass they can drink from due to their own lack of uranium glass or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating clear glass with fecal matter or urine due to the similar glow of Mg glass.

He's wizzing in a cup, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up.

by M💩ng💩nese sux! June 23, 2024