rents

abbreviation for paRENTS; any adult in a supervisory position to a minor; mom and dad
Ayo sis wut the move this wknd?

idk bruh what u thinkin???

darty??? sat??? rents out of town all week !
by lil chicken biscuit May 10, 2021
mugGet the rentsmug.

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
mugGet the rent-a-badgemug.

Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"
by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011
mugGet the Coffee Rentmug.

Rent-a-cop

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
mugGet the Rent-a-copmug.

Rent Trap

(noun): a situation where so much of a household's income goes to rent that they have to struggle to save enough to buy a home
They have to get out of the rent trap- they’ll never have an opportunity to buy real estate let alone have enough for a rainy day fund
by Newjerseyjustin_realtor June 1, 2023
mugGet the Rent Trapmug.

rent bear

Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.
The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.
by bearfanatic September 9, 2014
mugGet the rent bearmug.

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