1. When an AI or someone tries to flex big brain knowledge and says your squeaker has “mechanical parts” making it squeak… except it doesn’t. Real squeakers just use air, period. No gears, no springs, no cap.
2. Peak sus energy. Used to roast anyone pulling features out of thin air.
2. Peak sus energy. Used to roast anyone pulling features out of thin air.
by Moto. August 21, 2025
Get the mechanical squeakermug. Bob: Damn Steve how have you been getting so many ladies lately?
Steve: It's easy Bob, I'm a space mechanic
Steve: It's easy Bob, I'm a space mechanic
by CodyB.M.F[I9S] March 3, 2011
Get the Space Mechanicmug. The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.
by Moljipotter November 2, 2015
Get the mechanical marshmallowmug. Not only the best mother fucking mechanic in rocket leage, but the most useful. This mechanic is preformed by driving backwards and hoping u hit the fucking ball.
by Let’shave_sex March 5, 2021
Get the Pedah mechanicmug. An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.
Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."
Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.
Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."
Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.
Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
Get the Shade Tree Mechanicmug. The ultimate service technician. They are the most skilled among the super fitters. They will not hesitate to tell you how awesome they are and will select the work they deem is up to their talents, which is constantly changing.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: I only work on machines that are Caribean Blue, because I am a chiller mechanic.
Non chiller mechanic: I am going to do a start up on this air cooled machine.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: You're not smart enough to do that.
Non chiller mechanic: I am going to do a start up on this air cooled machine.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: You're not smart enough to do that.
by HVAC tech October 11, 2020
Get the Chiller Mechanicmug. the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023
Get the Quantum Jiggle Mechanicsmug.