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Preach floods to Noah

Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"
Turns out we agree on this, so I won't try to preach floods to Noah.
by Kickasso April 14, 2021
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Flooded

A certain style when you roll your pant legs up a few times.
Carl: Why are those children wearing their pants like that?
Jenny: They are Flooded Kids, Carl.
by Ampzxd March 30, 2022
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Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.
Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.
by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023
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Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.
My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.
by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021
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Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand
Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck
by officedaddy September 20, 2022
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Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning
Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.
by J. Gallo November 1, 2020
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Flood the Clock

Got this new Omega, time to Flood the Clock
by SeppukuOH September 1, 2022
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