Sidewalk Brownie

Dried dogshit on a sidewalk, crusty on the outside, gooy on the inside.

Guy 1: Why is their dried shit tracked in your house?
Guy 2: Oh that, I stepped in a sidewalk brownie yesterday.
Guy 1: And you didn't clean it up? Nasty dude.

by Eurodance4ever October 09, 2019

brownie burns

Poop skid marks on your underpants. May also be called brownie stains.

Ewwww... look at the brownie burns on his underwear.

by EileenA December 10, 2007

Brownie Batter

When your eating someone out and they take a shit so you continue to eat them out with the shit all over.

Bro i was giving this chick a brownie batter last night.

by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018

Chocolate brownie

Where your partner shits into your mouth and you kiss her

Me and my wife did a chocolate brownie last night and now I have 69 different diseases.

by Tiny Tim fanboy November 07, 2021

lowtide browny

The opposite of a blumpkin. The woman is taking a shit and getting oral at the same time.

Man, I've had a blumpkin before, but that was the first time we reversed roles and I gave he a lowtide browny.

by LOGAN302 April 16, 2011

Brownie Sludge

The bits of brownie in the bottom of the pan after most or all of the brownies are gone. It is often the gummiest and chewiest and can be formed into a large sized brownie in some cases.

Person 1: "Get your hands out of the brownie pan! There's nothing left in there!"

Person 2: "But I'm making an entire new brownie out of brownie sludge!"

by Bandit646 March 24, 2009

Making Brownies

A heinous act of revenue which involves shitting into a dryer and then turning it on.

Bro 1: "Dude, these frat bros at this party are dicks."
Bro 2: "Agreed, that's why I'm making brownies before I leave"
Bro 1: "I got a big one brewing, I'll join you."

by konnichiwa_this August 19, 2022