Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!

Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020

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Spidermanning

To make the conscious decision after you blew your load to get rid of it by throwing it at someone, alike the way Spider-Man slings webs at his enemies.

Kyle: Yo dude, I was totally spidermanning people standing down on the street below from my balcony.
Sinon: That’s sick man...

by JHerb46 August 9, 2020

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Spidermanned

getting drawn on by other people when you pass out at a party. the design they draw is like spiderman.

She got so drunk and passed out on the couch so we spidermanned her.

by spiderman-er June 25, 2010

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Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

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Spiderman

When you don’t cum for 30 days, then take a girl from behind. Then, before you cum, you pull out. Then, you mega cum in your hand, and put your pinky finger and pointer finger out, and thrust your middle and ring fingers into the palm of your hand where the cum is. It should shoot out onto the girls back, with the other end of the cum puddle still in your hand. You pull her in closer to you until you’ve proved your dominance.

Me: I pulled the spiderman on a bitch
Homie: you the real player

by CashMoneyK420 February 28, 2023

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