Jacob is a man whore who sends dick pic to every single girl he knows. He's whiter then snow and his pubes are blonde. His voice is as squeaky as a mouse. And he's liked every single girl and boy at least 4 times. He's desperate and he'd probably date a 1st grader if she/he liked him. He's anorexic and his dick is the size of a thumb tack.
Guy #1: Dude did you see Jacob whites dick pics? It's so small!
Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!
Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!
by Cheeselicker13579 February 8, 2017
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Get the Jacobmug. by Jerald hitchenson September 23, 2016
Get the Jacobmug. by That one guy 11 August 14, 2016
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is the most kind guy you will ever meet, his eyes are blue like the sky and you can look at them for ever. His smile is so beautiful you will 100% fall in love with it. Plus he's really good in bed and has a big dick
by Pepsi-Coka November 6, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Very Flakey, says he has Psoriasis, touches himself on the daily, has a disease known as MicroPenis, terrible in bed, but he is the greatest whale in the hood.
by PoopieFace9111 March 8, 2017
Get the Jacobmug. He is one of the ugliest kids I know. He has a tiny penis, and never gets a girl. All thought he likes every girl at school, he’s always lonely.
by Nolanpf June 22, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.