ALVIN THAI LIM likes thai thai from time to time but perfers a Thai Poon on his days off then he took his boyfriend on a Thai Honeymoon and be careful of THAI's smile because he has a real Thai Smile .
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He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?
RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.
MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.
RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup 🍜 PHO.
MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?
RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? 😟
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Well, according to SILVIA which is THAI'S sister, THAI has dated and slept with all the women in his family especially his first cousins because he says he's adopted and which makes it ok to pump your cousins?
Well, according to SILVIA which is THAI'S sister, THAI has dated and slept with all the women in his family especially his first cousins because he says he's adopted and which makes it ok to pump your cousins?
SILVIA: Thai, wtf are you doing ?
Thai: I'm spying on you while you are in the shower.
SILVIA: I'm telling BETHANY
Thai: I'm spying on you while you are in the shower.
SILVIA: I'm telling BETHANY
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So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
THAI: ALI 🐼 & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?
ALI 🐼 : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!
MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your
Thai Dick Slug ?
THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts
ALI 🐼 : I want the Thai hot pot
MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI 🐼
I want the Thai hot pot
THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO 🍜 SOUP?
THE Thai soup ??
MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI 🐼 with the use of my DICK!
ALI 🐼 : MILES MULTANI I LOVE 💘 YOU
ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman
MILES MULTANI: 💋👅💦
ALI 🐼:.💋👅💦
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?
ALI 🐼 : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!
MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your
Thai Dick Slug ?
THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts
ALI 🐼 : I want the Thai hot pot
MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI 🐼
I want the Thai hot pot
THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO 🍜 SOUP?
THE Thai soup ??
MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI 🐼 with the use of my DICK!
ALI 🐼 : MILES MULTANI I LOVE 💘 YOU
ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman
MILES MULTANI: 💋👅💦
ALI 🐼:.💋👅💦
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We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊
We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
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THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI 🐼 and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI 🐼 and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video 📹 😳. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town
slapping asses with ALI 🐼 ?
MILES MULTANI, the 📹 Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI 🐼 is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL 😆 😂 😄 🤣 👍🏽 it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling 🤤 😋 over.
The cab 🚖 was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI 🐼 and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI 🐼 and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video 📹 😳. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town
slapping asses with ALI 🐼 ?
MILES MULTANI, the 📹 Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI 🐼 is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL 😆 😂 😄 🤣 👍🏽 it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling 🤤 😋 over.
The cab 🚖 was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle
THAI : FUCK you ALI 🐼!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .
ALI 🐼: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai
MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI 🐼 up his ASS!
ALI 🐼 : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop 💩 chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI🐼, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle
THAI : FUCK you ALI 🐼!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .
ALI 🐼: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai
MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI 🐼 up his ASS!
ALI 🐼 : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop 💩 chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI🐼, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
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Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
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THAI
Thai is in the industry of doing 💅 NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI 🐼, you good ?
ALI 🐼: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a
Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI🐼 : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI 👅🌶
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