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CoC tease

A person(s) who has not played Supercell's smash hit game Clash of Clans
(Noun) Damn bro this kids such a CoC tease.
(Plural) There is a large protest of anti-CoC's
by FortnitePoggers April 8, 2020
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Lloydie Tease

When a certain well-respected person or a person of great import and wisdom stays digitally silent or uncommonly taciturn in a chat room or phone app, adding to the allure of hidden inner-knowledge which may be potentially disclosed at any moment. Hidden knowledge is then disclosed, but quickly deleted from the digital public forum. Room participants, formerly with their hunger of knowledge temporarily satiated, experience a gamut of emotions from excitement, to confusion, then ultimately disappointment as the potential for gained wisdom is forever lost in an archive only hinted at by the phrase such as "This message was deleted," and leaving participants with a digital teasing.
"Me and my homies were patiently waiting for a response, and when it came overnight but disappeared by morning, we realized we got the 'ol Lloydie Tease"

"I was at Teasers last night, checked my phone after it pinged and realized I got Lloydie Teased after there was only a deleted message. What a dangerous game being played with my emotions."
by Stimal8shn April 13, 2023
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Over the Pants Squeeze Tease

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.
by puglover90 December 9, 2014
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National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019
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cock tease

A psuedonym given by a rejected suitor to woman who he considers to be extrodinarily physically desirable, genuinely nice, extremely laid-back cool, completely comfortable with ALL she is including, but not limited to, her sexuality, and doesn't hold it back or tone it down for anyone. She doesn't buy into the concept that just because she makes a guy think about hittin her she is somehow obligated to give it up.
I can't believe that muthafucka thought he was tappin this just because I been hangin with him lately. I mean shit, I like him, but I don't wanna fuck him. I thought he said I was, "almost like one of the boyz".
by eargazzyum July 5, 2005
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Nipple Tease

When a girl shows part of her nipple. Maybe in a bra but her areolas are too large for the cut of the bra. Or maybe it is a low cut shirt with
no bra. Or maybe she has a button down shirt and it's not buttoned with glimpses of her nipples or part of them as she moves. The possibilities are many but the key is brief or partial glimpses...either intentional or completely innocent teasing. Could be topless with her hands partially covering.
Timmy: "I'm working last night, right? So, I delivered a pizza to Suzanne Parker. OMG, she answers the door in a bikini top and
I almost lost it. Jimmy: "What?" smiling like he knows but wants to hear more. Timmy: "Most exciting, sensuous nipple tease of my entire life.
She's standing there smiling like she has no idea I'm about to explode. Jimmy, I could see half her nipples. She has the biggest areolas ever.

The bikini covered like half. It was so flamin' hot. Perfect nipples! Jimmy: "What did you say?" Timmy: "Absolutely nothin'...I just stood there with my mouth open." Jimmy: "You putz. I'll tell you what I woulda done"
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cat tease

A person that leads a woman to believe that they will have sex with her, then doesn't. Or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesn't let her have it.
(i.e. the female equivalent of a "cock tease")
"His girlfriend showed up after dancing with me for hours. What a fucking cat tease."

or

"Damn lipsticks at this bar. All a bunch of cat teases just trying to get drinks."
by Brooklyn Girl April 24, 2015
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