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School

The devils home. Where you go there to get your soul slowly taken away. (your child sanity(you becoming a mature person)) It is the place where you slowly get driven away from being naughty staying up late at night to watch movies and playing video games. It is the place you go to to DIE
Old man: " I used to be a kid until i went to school"
by fam It's Lit April 6, 2017
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School

The place where students learn shit. It is completely unscary, and no one likes it. If you do like school you are a.......

Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Boy: I hate school I am gonna drop out

TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
by Beachimajoke March 11, 2019
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School

Nothing but pain, suffering, and torture
Me: Why does school enslave kids so much?
Julio: cuz life hates us
by Smoothbrick578 October 7, 2021
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No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.
I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
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School

Teacher: welcome to school where u will spend 18 years learning pointless shit.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.
by Kute_Kitty030 April 25, 2017
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School

the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet

the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world

also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities

has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
The fuq we have school tomorrow
by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021
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School

I'd rather be in hell, than school
by MaximusIsHereNow August 17, 2020
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