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husband steal

Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.
"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"
by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012
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Stealing the cumquat

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.
by Russian fatty September 5, 2011
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National steal a cam day

On the 30th of December it is National steal a cam day. this means if you have a friend with the name cam, you can steal them for a day, and they can only respond with "Yes" to a question, or request
Ben: Hey its national steal a cam day!
Cam: oh no, not again...
Ben: Come back here you short stack
by PlebStacker124 November 23, 2021
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Stealing money

You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.
Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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Quiet Stealing

The common act of a company/ceo overexerting or forcing workers to work harder or go above and beyond for no additional pay raise or for miniscule "rewards" that do little to help the workers pay for their day to day expenses.
Everyone eroded on about how the "woke" would quiet quit despite never working a day in their lives, while the only reason was the bosses were quiet stealing in all their arrogance to line their pockets better while keeping their shareholders happy
by Shaggy Rogers February 2, 2023
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Stealing

The general action of gaining access to an item that belongs to another person, whether it be granted from the owner for a period (borrowing), gaining possession of the item from the original owner (gifting) or the unconcentual taking of property (colloquial stealing).
Stealing/Steal/Stole

Hey Bruski, mind if I steal a pretzel?

This shirt? Brochacho let me steal it after I asked where she got it.

Yeah, this is the declaration of independence Bruno Mars, thanks for noticing, I stole it and am now on the run from the Feds.
by Magic-Matthias February 5, 2023
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National stealing day

Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!
by Igeartboobs21 February 8, 2023
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