Snow Sniffer

Someone who does crack.

The police found evidence of crack in a hotel.
Luckily they arrested the snow sniffers.

by JJ377 August 9, 2020

saddle sniffer

A gentleman whose particular perversion is inhaling the aroma of a lady’s bicycle saddle.

Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.

by DCor April 22, 2023

mask sniffer

Someone wearing their face mask under their nose.

Look at the mask sniffer by the counter

by Laura Some Number October 13, 2020

Butt sniffer

The act of someone named Zoe sniffing someone butt (someone usually named haven)

“That girl named Zoe at our school is a butt sniffer and her bfs name is even haven.” “ do you know what that means” “ no what” “ that she sniffs his butt like the human catipiller when they are alone” “ no way that’s cool I wish my name was zoe”

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

Seed Sniffer

Someone who scratches their crotch or otherwise puts their hands down there and sniffs it when finished.

Alternatively, someone who puts their hands in someone else’s crotch and smells it when the job is done.

I saw a guy on the bus scratch his junk and smell his hand, dude’s a seed sniffer.

by chimichangasexmachine69 November 17, 2022

gooche sniffer

where some one likes to sniff gooches.

hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

Slippery sniffer

Licking your finger and sticking it up someone's nostril.

My boyfriend kept ticking me so I gave him a slippery sniffer LoL... He stopped tickling me.

by Amanda686hodges June 3, 2023