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up skirt texting 

where a guy uses a cell phone to take photos up a woman's skirt and then texts them to his friends ect.
John's done some up skirt texting. I just got a text from him.
up skirt texting by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
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Lobster Skirt 

A lesbian sex position where both partners scissor each other and both vaginal lips are interlocked creating the skirt. The interlocked vaginal lips create a vacuum seal that turns their color red like a lobster.
"Ooh I can't wait to lobster skirt you later!"

Plaid skirt 

Wearing plaid, as the stereotype goes, is a lesbian identifier . Typically , it is worn by masc/butch lesbians as a plaid shirt however for femme lesbians it is worn as a plaid skirt
Boy 1 : Dude that girl is hot

Boy 2 : which one ?
Boy 1 : in the plaid skirt

Lesbian 1 : *laughs* Plaid skirt ? She’s gay

Oh My Skirt 

Used by bible thumping, conservative, skirt wearing church goers, who substitute the word "SKIRT" for "GOD"
Its used so these bible thumpers don't have to says god.

"oh my skirt"
Oh My Skirt by Danner22 August 3, 2009

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek! 

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
The same as when you call someone a sissy or as weak as a girl,

A skirt is worn by a girl so your calling the person a girl.
You skirt - you girl
you're such a skirt - your such a girl
a skirt by Bigbasherboy September 17, 2006