skeets skeets skeets

our defenition for coke

where da skeets at?
or
"a bitch, skeets skeets skeets"

by stara September 4, 2006

Skeet

A slang term from the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada used to describe lower class youth who are unhygienic, sloppy in terms of dress, ignorant, rude/obnoxious, usually on hard drugs such as meth, crack, or heroin. Pretty much similar to a chav in the UK.

Bob: Did you see those that sketchy looking kid over there
Dan: Yeah, she's obviously a skeet.

by Fuckhead Farley April 6, 2022

Skeet

To ejaculate; "cum", "jizz"

She threatened to eat it whenever i SKEETED.

by Phrank January 5, 2004

Skeet

A highly pressurized, protein enriched, semi-viscous baby batter typically found in or on attention starved college students, covering peanut butter titties, or in that crusty ass sock under your bed. (you know who you are)

Construction worker #1: I almost blew my baby batter inside of her, but at the last second, I pulled out and skeeted all over her peanut butter titties.

Construction worker #2: No, no you didn't

Construction worker #1: I'm gay

Construction worker #2: You skeet on other dudesons? I'm leaving.

by boootyhairs October 13, 2011

Skeet

To release semen from the penis.
To ejeculate.

"Ahhh. Let me spray it here and over there."

by 5iNcoGNiTo June 13, 2004

Skeet

the act of spraying someone with your bodily fluids usually aquired by masturbation and/or sexual intercourse.

"Gunna get skeeted on, foo"

by PLayer pimp sneeze alot! January 1, 2006

skeets

a hoe or skanky girl who has no moral standards nor pride in herself

"that girl is such a skeet her skirt is too damn short"
skeets are also mentioned in "get low" by lil jon n' da east side boys "aww skeet skeet mutha fu*ckaz"

by ShAkIra December 14, 2003