Shopping Cart

A evil object that can move by wind and destroy your car.

The shopping cart made a huge dent in my car.

by loveinthesunlight February 7, 2015

Clam Slapping

An activity that lesbians and curious young women do to each other to relief stress. Involves two females pressing their "clams" against each other and making thrusting motions to maximize their pleasure.

My lesbian friend loves clam slapping with her girldfriend.

by El Malo December 21, 2005

Fist slapping the eagle

This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.

Jacob wnet out and started fist slapping the eagle because he knew a few people who had angered him that day.

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

Zen Shopping

The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.

The process is relatively simple.

Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.

Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.

Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).

Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.

We were bored as hell so we decided to do a little zen shopping.

by AraChN!D May 12, 2009

good old shopping cart

going in a shopping cart while being pushed full speed into a curb and then fyling out into a bush or flatground. perferably on video.

Lets go get a good old shopping cart for fun.

by dustin c wanka September 21, 2005

Grocery Shopping

Shopping that happens when you finally get tired of eating crackers and/or are out of soap. May involve searching for the mustard, since it isn't next to the ketchup, until you find mustard next to the hot dogs or something else equally logical.

My girlfriend always asks me to go grocery shopping with her but it's a really annoying way to spend time.

by prinnyfan April 8, 2009