Shittata

When you try to make a phenommelette but can't risk flipping it cus it might fall apart, so you chicken out and tell everyone you made frittata. You're trying to cover up an ommelette abortion. You're a shit person and you should quit earth right after you finish eating that Shittata.

(From kitchen) Oh shit..
what happened, is the ommelette okay?
Errm, what Ommelette? There's no ommelette, I'm making frittata.
Just flip the thing you pussy, I hate Shittata!

by towsh.net August 17, 2011

shithead mcdouchhat

A person who should seriously be considering to kill them selves to make everyone else better off in the end because they will end up being the end of humanity. There are the type of person who would literly wear a douche covered in shit on there head.

That kid right there is such a shithead mcdouchhat

by Benika March 6, 2017

minge-shitter

Someone who excretes solid waste out of their vagina

A: "Did you just shit out of your minge?"
B: "Yeah."
A: "Minge-shitter."

by Jesuses May 19, 2007

shithead

one who is completely irrelevant to everyone around them

selfish
only cares for ones self
takes pride in humiliating others

Ashton Kutcher is a fucking lame ass shithead

by magicmarkermassacre May 25, 2005

Surprise Shittack

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!

*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.

by VLpeekers January 6, 2011

shitter

a shitter is a toilet you bloody wankers!

by Nate June 6, 2003

shitteo games

video games played on the toilet, whilst taking (or immediately following) a crap. usually with popular handheld video game consoles. i.g. game boy advance. popular for hard-core gamers and the intestinally challenged alike.

"i've gotta take a dump. when i get home, i'm gonna play some shitteo games."

by Sandigo September 26, 2005