Schizoposer

Someone who pretends to have a psychotic disorder and fakes symptoms like hearing voices in their head for attention or to get away with breaking the law by an insanity plea or something similar. It is usually very obvious to tell the difference between someone who has a real case of schizophrenia and someone trying to manipulate everyone around them. Sometimes the court will buy it, unlike the schizoposer's friends, acquaintances and enemies who are around him more often. If the idiot has a long history of previous charges or "mental health" problems including numerous medications that don't work because he's not really insane (usually to get away with being kicked out of every school, doing drugs, etc..), the court might drop the charges, give him free disability money and make him go to counseling, where he will sit at home doing nothing and continue to smoke weed, take niacin before a drug test to pass it, bragging about outfoxing the system, stepping on his friends' toes to make himself look better and continue to get people to feel sorry for him. The real schizophrenic will not have the mental capacity or awareness to be able to lie and manipulate people very well, but the schizoposer will do that and not be able to keep up with his lies. Once he has everything he needs to sit around and do nothing while collecting free money, "friends" and people won't matter..

until he gets arrested again and needs their help for a short period of time until he can claim insanity and disability and get away with it again. The cycle continues.

Donald Trump: All you do is sit around living at your dad's house at 27 years old, collecting disability money but wasting it on cigarettes, drugs and hookers you find on Craigslist. You'll never grow up, have a job or find a real girl.

Turner Lucas: Doing nothing and living on disability is fucking great! I can get drunk and wake up at noon any day of the week I want and never change out of my pajamas. I'm smart enough to play the stock market, I have $60,000 in stocks after I just took out $10,000 but this person owes me 2 packs of cigs, another owes me $20 gas money, and a few others I will keep hounding but I'll never pay anyone back myself. Due to the coronavirus, I don't have to report to my probation officer so I can now smoke weed and not get drug tested. Even though that causes psychosis, I have no reason to be worried. It sucks, I have to live like this because I'm schizo. *chuckles*

Donald Trump: You've been lying to everyone that you were in a gang ever since middle school and now since your dad still won't kick your millennial ass out of his nice house, he enables you to be a pajama gangster. Pathological people never mature or change no matter how old they get. First it was the fake gangs, now it's the fake mental illness. Congrats, you've graduated from being a poser to a SCHIZOPOSER!

by Schizoposer September 26, 2020

Schizophrenia

A disease caused by war moles infiltrating your country. It also comes with the fake “cassandra” syndrome.

I was diagnosed with schizophrenia after hearing clicks in my head. They also tried to kill my sons.

by Jayeeed March 16, 2021

schildt

To take a huge shit on a homeless dude and making him eat it

I just did a schildt over at the bridge

by I_will_poop March 25, 2021

schizophrenzic

The consistent act of going crazy at the end of a split personality episode (v) - (n) schizophrenzia sometimes spelled shchizofrenzia.

The kid went schizophrenzic; he was just playing with us talking about rules and how to play.... Then suddenly he just went crazy - yelling, screaming and waving his arms all over the place! Very scary.

by Dr Yaj May 25, 2021

Schizophrenia

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by ATmel91 July 27, 2021

Schilit

Expression of disgust when you find out your wife hasn’t washed your cricket whites the day before your next match and you don’t want your children to think you said ‘shit’

Oh Schilit. We’re playing our local rivals tomorrow and my kit is not pristine

by BeefyBotham July 30, 2021

Schizorettes

Loud obscenity with out bursts from a Schizophrenic person with torettes violently yells at passing traffic on the street.

"She's gone schizorettes again!" - Dr. Doctor

by Absqaushilate September 28, 2021