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uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana
Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed
by AdomW November 1, 2017
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swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin
I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.
by funny old guy March 12, 2011
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cross swallowing

cross swallowing is when a male ejaculates semen and piss at the same time into a females mouth.
That girl Ashley was cross swallowing last night!
by marcstrokesmith June 8, 2024
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Book swallower

Somebody who studies all day, similar to a nerd but it arrives to a point that they “swallow books”.
yo cuz, that chick is a book swallower - watch out.
by scooge February 24, 2023
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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat
I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!
by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014
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Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower
Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow
by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025
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