royal elmer

the skin that connects your dick an your sac.

While my girlfriend was tongueing my royal elmer she was tickling my asshole.

by Bidds & MD September 8, 2007

royal wee

When a man chooses to sit down to urinate.

He didn't like to stand at the urinate, he preferred to do a Royal Wee.

by notaspaceship May 23, 2017

royal screw

When someone is a targeted individual by some kind of evil bully and gang stalking initiative and is sent into the twilight zone of evil torture probably motivated by one punk jealousy and the victim is put into a set of impossible and cruel unusual circumstances to lead to end of life and destruction of life. nothing seems to fit laws or nature and the person is royally fuckt for life.. without justice without concern and is pushed into the trash. while devils laughs....

The evil guy hated on his exgirl friends and got a wolfpack of scum as himself to initiate a royal screw... leaving her brain damage speechless , unable to thrive and left alone to die by toxic dysfunctional family.

by assole magnet September 17, 2021

royal welcome

When a new fish gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave poor cyril the royal welcome, cyril will never be the same again, first time he was raped.

by jonbatz March 20, 2016

Norfside Royal

A Northside Royal Crip, originating in Seattle, Washington. Changes to “Norf”-side in homage to Souf Souf.

“I’m Norfside Royalty”

by divine_enchantment December 15, 2020

The Royal Rescue

Sex act. When you put a crown on your partner and perform anal sex until they ask for help, then you turn the around, make them call you their hero and take your reward... anal sex.

I gave Janet the Royal Rescue last night, today she had not choice than to call me sir John.

by Cafetero October 1, 2019

Royal Hooper

The best the coolest and a real leader he is good guy really good at basket ball has hazel eyes and can make his hair go super san

Royal Hooper is better than nianmh.

by bob the joe killer November 9, 2017