Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

Ramen

Easy to explain. He gets bitches in a noodle costume without a sweat. His dick has grown 12 inches in the last week.

"Oh daddy give me your Ramen."
"Put your noodle inside me."

by Spqstic December 9, 2020

ramen girl

When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.

Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.

by hel112570 May 27, 2017

Ramen

Cheap food for cheap bastards

Dude you eat too much ramen everyone's gonna think you're cheap

by Mythicaldragon65 December 10, 2020

deflection ramen

An intricate instant ramen dish made with almost any ingredients for the purpose of waking up your friend just long enough to feed them, and make sure they dont do something stupid.

He was literally passed out drunk trying to fuck that beast until he ate my deflection ramen. He finally ate and came to his senses.

by paccinski July 8, 2020

ramen

very nice and genuine person. cares for his friends. very mature and epic

ramen is a cool kid!

by djjdjdjejeje September 21, 2020

The Fueled By Ramen Effect

The “Fueled By Ramen” Effect refers to the idea that whenever a band gets signed to the record label Fueled By Ramen, their sound becomes a lot more pop-oriented and generic. The idea seemed to cement itself in reality shortly after Fueled By Ramen joined the umbrella label Elektra in 2018.

Person 1: “Yo, are you excited for the new Waterparks album?”
Person 2: “Nah, the Fueled By Ramen Effect got to them. The new stuff just doesn’t hit as hard.”

by defnotapseudonym October 12, 2023