Get the Poofmug. Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's
Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"
Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*
Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"
Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*
by Mr gay man April 29, 2020
Get the Poofmug. Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.
(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".
Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".
Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".
by #wordplay September 14, 2017
Get the Poof guavamug. The name of the greatest lawyer in the Chicago land area. When he is not in court you are able to find him at Toms place the local bar, on the golf course with the men, or out with Tobin his old college roommate. The legend got his nickname because of his famous hair style that one can not describe.
by Poofjr. March 17, 2017
Get the Poofmug. by FunksWay October 3, 2020
Get the Poofmug. Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.
That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."
by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013
Get the Poof guysmug.