Picard water

Earl Grey tea, served hot.

Refers to Capt. Jean-Luc Picard's beverage of choice in Star Trek: The Next Generation

'There's nothing like settling in on a cold evening to enjoy a hot cup of Picard water.'

by Plasmatron-7 January 8, 2012

Picante

Picante is the green power ranger in Power Rangers. He is also featured in another film. Bed, Breakfast, Murder: Picante the Green Power Ranger.

Hey Picante, are you ready to kick some ass?

by featherheadress April 28, 2010

Picasso

The act of performing anal sex and the receiver of the penis (man or woman) shitting while being penetrated. Immediately following, the giver draws a picture with their penis covered in excrement on their partner's back.

Last night, when I was fucking Johnny, he suggested me giving him the Picasso, something new.

When Jenny suggested me giving her one of these Picasso's, due to my creativity, I drew a work of art on her back with my shit-covered cock and took a photo.

by antonyizzo October 21, 2011

picasso

Having sex with someone while their face is pressed sideways on the copy machine.

"the first time we had sex we did the picasso at her office"

by bast07 October 1, 2005

Picazo

1. The sexiest man alive; one with an enormous penis that can satisfy any woman (Especially short Hispanic girls with large breasts and Sexy asian boys); also has a nice ass; good at Twerking

Girl 1: Man that guy is totally a Picazo he has such a huge cock

Asian boy: Hell yeah he is; he twerked for me after I ate a dog.

by webstersDic October 6, 2013

New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!

"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"

by pat swayze May 3, 2008

Picasso Blast

When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”

Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.

by Peter_G February 26, 2019