Thanksgiving parade

A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.

The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

Pebble Parade

When a series of small turd nuggets fall out of a person's pant leg on their way to the toilet.

Jeremy threw a pebble parade after drinking 4 cups of coffee

by thespaceoutcadet June 16, 2025

Hosting a parade

Taking 7-12 capsules of Kratom, preferably supernova from the smoke shop on middlebelt and ann arbor trail

We are hosting a parade at 7.

by The sickiest guy alive February 9, 2015

P.O.S. Parade

Also known as a Piece of SHIT Parade!

A P.OS. Parade is when you are trying to leave a specific location: your driveway, parking lot, workplace, etc. But a long ass line of cars coming from both directions refuses to let you go. In a parade like fashion, but If you try and signal they either ignore you or flip you off. This usually leads to the drivers behind you thinking you are purposely holding up traffic and will honk at you, becoming hostile.

This is usually seen in areas where drivers "know a shortcut", usually in straight through neighborhoods or roadways with lots of congestion. Can and will cause aggravation amongst drivers just trying to get from point A to point B. Commonly found on the East Coast!

Dude, where are you??? Caitlyn's birthday party started 20 mins ago!

Sorry, I've been trying to leave the Walmart parking lot for the past 45 mins in a P.O.S. Parade!! Nobody is letting me go! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!

by tigglywigglesdahomie September 5, 2025

Easter Parade

Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.

"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."

"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."

by lemonJ March 15, 2009

parade buddy

When you give a guy a blowjob (usually at gay pride) in front of everyone.

Wait did you just give that guy a blowjob, in front of everyone?
-yes he's my parade buddy

by emili4 January 26, 2021