Malay promise

When someone promise to you but never happened

He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here

by Limau_ais February 22, 2024

Catmaster Promise

When someone who tends to lie a lot is trying to talk serious for once. A Catmasters promise is a true promise that is never broken.

Its true bro, a Catmaster Promise I didn't do that.

by Catmaster3 June 17, 2022

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Prinky Promise

A sacred promise, similar to the pinky promise, but dealing primarily with sexual commitments.

I can't believe she made you a prinky promise. You are totally getting some action!

by Catmando2 November 04, 2017

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun February 28, 2016

National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.

Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.

by mmmpho April 17, 2020