new orleans

-the city where you can drink underage and get away wit it
-the city where if you step in the wrong neighborhood you get capped for looking like a tourist
-the city where a nigga can get shot for borrowing his homies crack pipe to long
-the city that is named the murder capitol almost every year
-the city where there is like 1 nice neighborhood
-the city with the most shitty education period

white springbreaker-"yay i finally made it to new orleans to party!"

black dude-"shut the fuck up white tourist boy"

by magnolia slim August 9, 2005

Orlando Mud Flap

The Orlando Mud Flap is what's left over when you wipe your butt on another persons belonging.

I left an Orlando Mud Flap on Jessica's bed after I gave her a Boston Pancake!

by xx74 October 4, 2008

Orlando Screwjob

TNA's version of the Monteal Screwjob which in Kurt Angle was screwed by A.J."Styling and Profiling" Styles, done because Bret Hart signed a contract with WWE

TNA President: We need more ratings!
Intern: Why done we have a Montreal Screwjob of our own?
TNA President: Done!
Intern: Why done we make it extremely obvious?
TNA President: We'll call it the Orlando Screwjob!

by Knupmc January 25, 2010

new-orleanize

to cause destruction, jailbreaks, looting, homicide, and cannabalism to a town or city through means of flooding.

It's a good idea to have flood insurance in case your house gets new-orleanized.

by Dr. Gook A. Chink March 27, 2009

Orlandogasm

n. The intense pleasurable feeling one experiences when one views images or video of Orlando Bloom

Holy moly! I just saw Orlando Bloom on ET on MTV and I just had a huge Orlandogasm!

by Zach Dalton January 21, 2006

orelay

"Orelay" is most commonly misspelled "odelay" by people who do not know any Spanish but want to be cool anyway. This is also a closer to a phonetic spelling of the pronunciation of the word. Originated from Mexico, it basically means "Alright", "Okay" or "Oh Yeah" in such a way like you just had an orgasm with no drama or got one million dollars that magically appeared on your doorstop with no strings attached, or a brand new sony television just bought you a beer and now wants to take you home and be all yours. :)

"Yo holmes, you like odelay by beck hansen aye carumba dezz shit is tight, i mean i got a beercan and mtv made me smoke crack and denn satan gave me a taco and when i was where it's at i was watching jackass and i felt like such a loser and i didn't understand the information that was happening and i just was so high and drunk it was like that song fume and then steve threw up. You know what i'm talkin bout fool that shizok really gets my dizock just like paris hilton got the slap by that judge back in the klink that rich puta chupacabra gringa yo no se. i mean i want that puta whore white girl but what wrong with her mind man she want to drink she needs to go straight for diss tipp, you know hombre?"

"Yeah, orelay"

"Orelay, yeah"

by T.S. Hunter July 24, 2007

orlando

Orlando is Hell on Earth. This place is a pile of shit. This place is also known as No Man's Land and Exile. This place is a wannabe LA.

The majority of people living in Orlando are twats. There are a few who are cool, and in most cases they are from up north.

by Bakalaka October 9, 2006