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Penis Nest

The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.
Mike left his penis nest wedged in the seat!
by MolestMyCorpse October 18, 2018
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Squirrel's Nest

A hotbead for or gathering of many young girls with tasy little asses.
This kegger is a fukkin' Squirrel's nest, bud!
by Real Walsh May 14, 2007
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Crow's Nest

A Gabber group from San Diego, CA. Themed around Piracy.
I Love Crow's Nest. They make me feel amazing!
by Dave Kern October 16, 2008
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egg nesting

The act of rearranging one's testicles by lifting them up and resting them on the thighs, and making a nest shape for comfort.
Why is your hand down your pants? I'm egg nesting.
by Blue Merlin May 18, 2014
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Crows Nest

Refers to a condition typically found in older adults in which wrinkles resembling a "Crows Nest" are formed under the eyes. "Crows Nests" can also affect younger adults, most frequently those of south asian decent. In addition to being unsightly, if the condition (Crows Nest) is not treated in its nascent stages, it can severely inhibit ones ability to see.
"Yo, I'm in the mood for an omelet, lets scoop some eggs from that benchode's giant Crows Nest"
by Jazzworld3 January 6, 2010
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Eagles Nest

This is a combination of nesting and an upper decker. Proceed to stuff massive amount of toilet paper in the tank part of the toilet. Then defecate atop the "nest". The poor sap who uses the toilet next will be met by a volcano-like eruption of poopy water overflowing from the top of the toilet.
Dude I heard Chad had to get his floors redone and get a new toilet after we gave him that rancid Eagles Nest.
by thepooppranker December 30, 2011
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Bird's Nest

A bird's nest refers to when you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex pipe. The dope is the eggs in the nest and the nest itself is the bowl.
Me: Man let's go out after work and pack a bird's nest.
Mitch: Yeah man I am always in for a good bird's nest.
by Jared Scott April 18, 2006
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