Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Mong

Someone whose name is jack keen is always a mong.

jack keen is a mong

by 123454323456543 June 9, 2022

Mongy Mong

The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...

OK Mongy Mong I can hear you

Wam bam mongy mong I have come

by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022

mong-deane

someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.

chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane

by jenny fartsalot July 6, 2011

Monging it

When someone Pompeii’s after to many billies

Sois stop monging it, or I’ll draw on your face again!

by Al Sama Bin Ladin June 12, 2022

Monge

It's my last name

That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!

by S. W. Allows February 11, 2022

Mong pheromone

A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell

"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!"

Or

"How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"

by The1811 January 11, 2024