perry the platypus 2

On January 16th if someone sends this to you they want to ask you out but are too shy

"Lily search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary "
Wait its January 16th yes i will mark

by Not_drunk74 January 15, 2021

Perry Mason Law

When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.

"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."

by jakeOMSII November 9, 2011

Rick Perry Party

The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.

1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"

2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"

by Unknownfrito August 11, 2011

Rick Perry Moment

a moment of forgetfulness when making an important point in a speech or debate.

I had a Rick Perry moment when trying to list the top 5 choices.

by Colbutt November 11, 2011

Disa-perry-ing

When one disappears for a long period of time and goes unnoticed by the people they are with, and then spontaneously appears at a later time.

John: Hey guys, lets go to the movies

Bill: Alright, Cool

John: Where's Sam?

Bill: Come on we're going to be late

....after the movie

Bill: Oh man that movie was so funny

John: Yeah that was the best thing I've seen in a while

Sam: Oh man guys that was so cool.

Bill and John: Oh there you are Sam! You must have been Disa-perry-ing on us again.

by Jackwagon in the box November 15, 2011

little ben perry

An inadequate line of cocaine (under 6cm)

"Sort us a cheeky lad and I'm not talking a little ben perry"

by Paulyboysmith May 28, 2016

Piss off perry

Used as a lighthearted insult

C’mon hurry up your always late. “ piss off perry “

by Pez22 May 25, 2019