Walter Wasted

Being so drunk you gain an entirely new persona

Bro you were so Walter wasted last night you argued with the bartender on the name on the tab because it didn't say Walter

by Dirty Dirty Delux August 6, 2022

Walter

A lame guy who can sometimes be your bsf but other times be annoying and leave you on read. He will suck at keeping a convo and won’t text first .

Walter is boring

by YEEYIE April 27, 2019

Molly Walters

a HEE HOO rat who can take over the world. She stars as the main protagonist in the new hit fanfiction: The Mistake.

Maya: Hey, is that a fool Man?
Taco Cheese: No, that's just Molly Walters.

by thetubbytaco March 24, 2020

Walter White

Cancer

Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!

by LooseSniper May 23, 2023

Walter Seaman

Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.

David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.

by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021

Walter

Always wearing something on his head seems like a crackhead really isn't though. Get to know him he is a cool guy that looks like a redneck.

Fuckin' Walter!

by On crack October 21, 2018

The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

by captain jeff January 30, 2008