Human 1: Hey bro, Knock Knock!
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM
by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke April 17, 2022
Get the Lion deez mug.When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.
The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.
“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”
“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”
“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”
“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”
by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021
Get the Lion Kinging mug.Nandy: Guys, its past noon on a Wednesday, lets go to the bar and do Nandy Lions.
Nick: You are doing great!
Jeff: Nandy being bad
Nick: You are doing great!
Jeff: Nandy being bad
by DillyDilly1 August 5, 2020
Get the Nandy Lion mug.Ghetto Lion is another word for Dog in a impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged residential area of a city, usually troubled by a disproportionately large amount of crime. Junk yard dog = Getto Lion. Often a term used by law enforcement and firefighters for barking and nipping dogs in the hood.. Usally a PittBull or agressive breed but can be any dog.
The drug dealers in the crack house were tipped off to the police presence due to the barking ghetto lions. I was taking a stroll in the hood and got bit by a a Ghetto lion. I responded to a ambulance call but couldn't get to the patient because a Ghetto lion was barking and nipping at me.
by Keywestaero October 28, 2013
Get the Ghetto lion mug.by Cutielisios December 13, 2012
Get the Honey Lion mug.When banging a girl, growl loudly and closely to her face. When done, pick her up and hold her over your head as you proceed to eat her ass from behind. Then, quickly evacuate her house , leaving a "scar" on her heart because the man who just ate her ass so good, left.
by Wade Clark June 1, 2019
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