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couple goals

kay and blair are couple goals
by wisteriiaaa May 4, 2021
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Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”
I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.
by Grumpygills June 3, 2018
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Relationship Goals

Cultivating an authentic and vibrant relationship that is enviable
I'm stepping up my relationship goals this year!
by M&FOG February 1, 2019
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Relationship Goals

Something everyone wants with their bf/gf where they have the perfect relationship and everyone is envy of them.
Liza and David are relationship goals, they are SO cute together!
by Yeetmaster782 November 18, 2017
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Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.
The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.
by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019
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SMIRT goal

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound
That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one
by CWimby March 1, 2023
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roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
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