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natty ice

what a skunk would taste like if it were a liquid
"god damn, this natty ice really tastes like piss, i should have stuck with keystone"
by bither January 11, 2009
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Nutty

Looking stupid or just plain dumb.
Why he outside with a du-rag on he looks nutty.
by Tahjjjjjj222 January 11, 2020
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nifty sex

When older couples decide to have sex, they usually describe it {to friends of the same age of course} as "nifty". Thus sex between old people is nifty sex.
70 year old Tom was telling his life long friend {Ed } of his wild night with his wife when he said smiling, "Yeah, that was really nifty sex last night."

"Dude! Did your grandpa just describe his "nifty sex" to us?"
"Yeah, I think he did because, grandma is turning red and I want to puke on my shoes....."
by Bob the CatDog November 29, 2011
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Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010
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Nutty coco

A "crazy nigger". Often used in reference to the alcohol-induced insanity experienced by many Australian Aborigines. Popular amongst the prison population.
My stupid friend, Jimmy (not streetwise): "I'm gonna roll that cheeky fucking boong!"
Me (alert to the way of the street): "Whoa now, Jimmy! That coon is nutty coco!"
*Jimmy takes a cautionary step backward*
by Harriett Marionette September 13, 2008
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nutty

Chelsea & I were gettin' hella nutty & giggin' to the music.
by ahhhyeahhh June 13, 2011
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Nitto

Nitto, I'd only tap that f she wore a bag on her head
by GidionBible May 16, 2011
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