the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

Manhattan Monday

When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.

Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday

by Ireallydont September 8, 2021

fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.

"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."

by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021

trash monday

What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.

"I just wasted 30 minutes explaining what voicemail was to some idiot. I hate Trash Mondays.".

by Customer service clown March 2, 2020

Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

by Querty345 December 21, 2018

monday chin

A small patch of short hairs on the underside of one's otherwise clean-shaven chin. In some cultures, can be attributed to an individual's lack of shaving diligence during a lethargic morning routine. Commonly but not exclusively visible on Mondays.

Did you see Dan's monday chin? Must have been a rough weekend!

by motrfan April 2, 2012

mac monday

a day to appreciate mac miller by posting a song by him on social media every monday

“oh did you see caroline’s mac monday post?”
“yea i love that song”

by p3n!s April 19, 2021