mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.

"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"

by greenskill July 29, 2014

male monday

male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide

This tradition was made by GGCentral

Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday

by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020

makeshift monday

When Your First Day Of Work Starts On A Tuesday.

DaMn, I Hate Makeshift Mondays

by ronnielogic3 October 15, 2013

Monday Bonanzas

A beautiful, elegant, bouncy pair of breasts; often associated with breasts whom one wants to squeeze and make mammary intercourse to.

Sami's monday bonanzas run through my mind like a marathon jogger on speed.

by JiffyLube666 April 11, 2009

monday chin

A small patch of short hairs on the underside of one's otherwise clean-shaven chin. In some cultures, can be attributed to an individual's lack of shaving diligence during a lethargic morning routine. Commonly but not exclusively visible on Mondays.

Did you see Dan's monday chin? Must have been a rough weekend!

by motrfan April 2, 2012

When It Monday

be like im sad and lonley plz help am very sad today and want f o r t n i t e b u r g e r

life form: r u sad

other life form: yeah cause when it monday

by peeweehermanthethird December 19, 2019

Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.

It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.

by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023