purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008

fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile

a penis

when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.

by norcojsin January 2, 2012

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

Missile carrying

When a person carries around a dildo, vibrator, or sex toy around with them; usually discretely

Melissa is missile carrying while grabbing lunch @ work

Melissa is missile carrying while going to the store.

by xreyoflight July 10, 2017

A Missile

A girl whose super fine; a 10

Person 1: Damn bro have you seen her she’s a missile.

Person 2: What makes u say that?
Person 1: She’s so fine she could light this whole place up

by CheesyChunk August 5, 2022

hate-missile

A balled up fist ready to punch an opponent.

Watch out for the hate-missile it's about to fly!

by Mr. Robotron June 14, 2017